Just an average, teenage girl who is prone to FITS OF RAGE.
Not Really Asian, but Kind of
YOU WANT TO BE METAL?
I’LL SHOW YOU FUCKING METAL!
CLENCH YOUR BUTTCHEEKS BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS RIDICULOUS! WE’RE MAKING NO-BAKE CHEESECAKE!
GO HARNESS YOURSELF A WILD MOOSE AND RIDE IT TO THE FUCKING STORE, FEEDING ORPHANS AND STRAY DOGS ALONG THE WAY, BECAUSE YOU NEED TO GET YOUR BEAUTIFUL ASS SOME INGREDIENTS!
CARTWHEEL DOWN THE AISLES IN SEARCH FOR 20 GRAHAM CRACKERS, POWDERED SUGAR, BUTTER, CREAM CHEESE, AND SOME WHIPPED CREAM!
EITHER MAKE YOUR OWN SHIT OR BUY IT IN THE FUCKING TUB, BECAUSE THAT CANNED BULLSHIT AIN’T GUNNA SLIDE HERE!
ASK POLITELY TO BORROW YOUR LOCAL THUNDER GOD’S HAMMER, BECAUSE YOU NEED TO SMASH THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE GRAHAM CRACKERS! THROW THEIR SOBBING REMAINS INTO A BOWL.
(ritterlied suggests ‘nilla wafers.)
STAB THE BAG OF POWDERED SUGAR UNTIL YOU HAVE EXACTLY ¼ A CUP TO SPLASH OVER YOUR GRAHAM CRACKER PIECES. DON’T GO EASY ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER! IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE BAG OF SUGAR THAT KILLED YOUR PARENTS AND ULTIMATELY DOOMED YOU TO A LIFE OF VIGILANTE CRIME-FIGHTING!
STICK ¼ A CUP OF BUTTER INTO THE MICROWAVE OR OVEN AND MELT THAT PIECE OF SHIT! USE YOUR BARE HANDS TO MIX IT TOGETHER WITH THE SUGAR AND GRAHAM CRACKERS UNTIL YOU CAN FEEL YOUR STEAMPUNK HEART CHIRP WITH GLEE!
PRESS THAT SHIT INTO THE SIDES AND BOTTOM OF A PIE PAN AND FUCKING HELL YOU GLORIOUS ASSHOLE, YOU JUST MADE A PIE CRUST!
I HOPE YOU’VE BEEN PRACTICING YOUR SIREN CALLS, BECAUSE THIS SHIT’S ABOUT TO GET FRISKY!
FINISH TAMING YOUR RHINOCEROS BEETLE KICKBALL TEAM AND WHIP TOGETHER 8oz OF CREAM CHEESE, 8oz OF WHIP CREAM AND 1 CUP OF POWDERED SUGAR TOGETHER!
KEEP STIRRING THAT MOTHERFUCKER UNTIL IT’S SMOOTH AS PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM’S CUTE BEHIND, THEN SLATHER IT INTO THE CLASSY-ASS PIE CRUST YOU CREATED EARLIER.
SLAP SOME PIE FILLING, CHOPPED FRUIT OR SOME CHOCOLATE SHIT ON TOP, I DON’T FUCKING CARE! FUCK, MAYBE YOU WANT TO SLICE SOME STRAWBERRIES AND LINE THE FUCKING PIE CRUST WITH THEM!
CHRIST IT’S COOKING NOT GODDAMN NUCLEAR SCIENCE! FOLLOW YOUR HEART YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER!
DROP-KICK THAT FUCKER INTO THE FRIDGE AND WAIT AN 1 AND ½ HOURS BEFORE SHOVELING IT INTO YOUR GODDAMN PIE-HOLE!
MOTHER OF GOD, YOU JUST MADE SOME FUCKING CHEESECAKE!
Why Bark Obama Is A bad Presidet Facts
- has spent 90% of US money on DINOSAUR SHAPED CHICKEN NUGGETS
- lit a TRASH CAN on fire
- drew a SATANIC SYMBOL in the WHITE HOUSE
- wants to go to war with a country that DOESN’T EXIST
- doesn’t want a ROBOT ARM because he already has TWO
(via fuckyeahamurica)
as you probably know, virginia is going through some of the most strict abortion regulations in the country with the recently-passed TRAP (targeted regulation of abortion providers) laws causing about 17 of our 21 clinics across the state to close unless they meet these ridiculous limitations (like closet and hallway size). abortion is a mainly out-patient procedure and does not require a hospital-sized facility like these regulations state. because clinics are mostly privately-funded and have strict budgets, it will be near impossible for these places to stay open.
the richmond reproductive freedom project is a volunteer-run, grassroots organization dedicated to helping people with unwanted pregnancies by funding a portion of the abortion procedure to those who call. unfortunately, they only are limited to about $750/month and have to turn people away after they’ve reached that limit. with the results of last year’s bowl-a-thon, they were able to boost their budget in 2012 to $2000/month.
this year, we hope to raise $50000 in order to fund abortions to those who need it. we want to demonstrate that, regardless of clinics closing, access to safe, legal abortion will not die in virginia!
so jmu has joined the richmond reproductive freedom project’s annual bowl-a-thon fundraiser! my team, the pawnee goddesses, has pledged to raise about $500 by tuesday, april 23rd. while we will be doing offline fundraising (like sober rides, i’m thinking of selling custom scarves here on tumblr, etc), one way you can donate is through our team page!
i never ask for money here on tumblr, but with your donation, you’re helping someone get a necessary procedure to protect their life. none of this is going to my pocket whatsoever. even if you only have $15 to spare, every little bit helps.
signal boost around and help protect a person’s right to choose!
reblogging so it gets more visibility! help us!
god i really hate abusing this blog as an outlet to ask for money, but, as stated above, NONE of the money is going to us; it’s all to protect abortion access and help those in need. help out if you can!
So I wasted 11 dollars to turn George Washington into the Disney Princesses…
11 dollars VERY well spent.
Best cosplay ever
guys cosplaying as guys cosplaying the powerpuff girls
This makes me insanely happy.
omg
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
(Source: dandere-noxian)
Check out Before and After cosmetic surgery pics right here! We think it works WONDERS!
actually, i think you just took the worst picture possible of Kim in 2006 to show these “wonders” but ok whateva.
